Thursday, September 8, 2011

i shoot porn::Isp : tell us a little about your childhood i shoot porn

i shoot porn::Isp : tell us a little about your childhood.
What was your upbringing like?
Rl : actually, my parents are really religious.
But i stopped going to church when i was 12.
I thought church was stupid.
This is a secret childhood dream of mine!
Isp : were you watching porn at that age?
I wanna be those people!
Isp : how far in school did you make it?
Rl : i graduated college.
Hold it, hold it.
Isp : did you go to rutgers?
Rl : no, but i partied there all the time!
Rl : um, wow.
I have to think back to high school?
Isp : what ones did you hate?
But i did actually kinda like gym, cause i could check out all the naked girls.
Isp : in the high school showers?
Rl : no, just changing into their gym clothes.
Isp : ever bang a chick in high school?
I think i made out with 5 girls by the time i graduated high school.
Isp : were you promiscuous before porn?
I know i banged 10 guys by the time i was 18, and you know what?
By 22 it was over 30.
Isp : any stories banging an authority figure?
Rl : i fucked my college professor.
Isp : what did he teach?
Rl : after i did him once, i took a bunch more classes from him.
Give him a blow job.
I used to wear miniskirts to his class with no panties and spread my legs.
You wrote the best essay ever!
Rl : in my personal life?
Cause i used to be a hooker in nevada for a while.
I worked at a brothel.
Rl : you do, yea!
Isp : why do i have a shot at you?
Rl : um, hmmm.
With a nice dinner!
Isp : thank you.
What could i buy you for dinner that would lead into your panties?
Isp : how did you find your way into the biz, and how did you get your name?
And it all kinda fell together.
Isp : what was your first shoot like?
Rl : i actually just hung out with him!
It was for silver cinema.
Isp : suddenly, all this porn talk has me thirsty for booze and hungry for sushi.

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