lands end custom jeans::I love the thrill of the bargain.
I love the chase.
Despite this love affair, i would usually rather set my own hair on fire than go shopping for pants.
But this week was going to be different.
See, part of my difficulty stems from my unwillingness to pay a lot of a money for things.
This is bonus credit they give you towards a future purchase, so i had my free money and was determined that i would be able to find something in that large department store that would fit me.
Sorry, those 4s are too tight.
But those 2s are too big.
Too small in the thighs, capable of toting several babies in the waistband.
Moving on to the regular merchandise!
Another halfdozen pairs of pants came into the fitting room with me.
Too tight here, too loose there.
So i used those to fashion a noose and string myself up in the fitting room as fair warning to other women who dare to hope for reasonable fit.
Another round of crushing defeat.
Now i am standing in the fitting room, craning around to behold my buttocks in the mirror, searching for some clue as to their freakishness.
Trouser styling would be a plus.
Failing that, maybe some of you could send me your babies to cram into my waistband.
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