popbytes { SNOOKI IS ON THE BEST DIET EVER! }

Snooki , America's favorite angry drunken Oompa-Loompa, has decided to get herself all skinny through diet and exercise. And by diet, I mean "she eats cookies for breakfast and lunch". "I actually noticed that celebrities were taking Dr. Siegal's Cookie Diet and I thought, 'This has got to work,'" she said. I mean granted, it's still better than her last diet, which involved taking a dip in her swimming pool of melted nacho cheese, then laying down in her bed of crushed up Doritos and fried chicken. MORE PEOPLE POSTS † † † † † † † † † † † † † † † I guess ProActiv hasn't helped Katy Perry's gross acne problem ... † †